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영화대본 : 배트맨 포에버 . BATMAN FOREVER

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  B A T M A N F O R E V E R

 

 

Written by

 

AKIVA GOLDSMAN

 

PRODUCTION DRAFT

----------------

June 24, 1994

 

 

1 EXT. ARKHAM ASYLUM - NIGHT

1

 

A castle of shadow. (OVER) RAIN, HOWLING evil wind.

Sudden lightning CRACKS, illuminates the aged structure,

the hanging metal sign.

 

2 INT. ASYLUM CORRIDORS - NIGHT

2

 

DR. BURTON, the Chief Psychiatrist moves down the old

hallway, face tense. He steps through a doorway into...

 

3 INT. MAXIMUM SECURITY - NIGHT

3

 

Security cells. Criminal maniacs sealed behind protective

casings.

 

A GUARD stands before a heavy door.

 

GUARD

Hell of a night, huh Doc?

 

BURTON

Hell's in here.

 

Hydraulics HISS. The cell door unseals.

 

4 INT. SECURE ISOLATION CELL

4

 

Small. Walls, ceiling, floor, padded. A single window

casts the room in pallid moonlight.

 

A figure sits in shadow, bound by the wraps and ties of a

straight jacket, gaze fixed out the window.

 

Lightning flashes, brightening the room. THUNDER CRACKS.

 

DR. BURTON

Mr. Dent...

 

No answer. Burton steps closer.

 

DR. BURTON

Counselor...

 

Still nothing. Another step.

 

DR. BURTON

Harvey....

 

Burton reaches towards the figure.

 

DR. BURTON

Harvey are you alright...

 

Burton touches his shoulder. Lightning flashes as...

 

THE BODY WHIPS around. An orderly, gagged, sits bound to

the chair with bedsheets.

 

The sheets around the chair have been rigged. Now they

yank him up so he spins frantically from the ceiling fan.

 

Lightning flashes again, illuminating a madman's scrawled

writing on the wall.

 

WRITING - CLOSE. "The Bat Must Die!" THUNDER

 

5 EXT. GOTHAM CITY SKYLINE - SUNSET - FALL

5

 

Gothic towers of granite and glass shimmer golden in the

late day sun.

 

6 MOVE IN towards the city as an executive helicopter

6

CROSSES FRAME. Through the window BRUCE WAYNE, still

handsome but a few lines starting to show, sits watching

a seatback video screen.

 

7 CONTINUE In over Gotham Harbor towards the skyline as

7

(OVER) A NEWSCASTER talks.

 

NEWSCASTER

...And in Gotham City, ex-District

Attorney Harvey Dent escaped from

Arkham Asylum for the Criminally

Insane.

 

8 CLOSER on a single building, its power generated by a

8

small but mighty dam below. A glowing sign reads Wayne

Enterprises.

 

NEWSCASTER (OVER)

Dent, once Gotham's leading

contender for Mayor, was horribly

scarred during an indictment hearing

over a year ago.

 

HOLD on a single window. MOVE IN

 

9 INT. BRUCE WAYNE'S OFFICE

9

 

Elegant. Oak. A wall monitor runs the same newscast.

 

10 INSERT SCREEN

10

 

Dent questions a crime boss on the stand. A thug throws a

vial of acid toward Harvey, searing half his face.

 

NEWSCASTER (OVER)

Dent, whose left-brain was damaged

during the assault, launched a

grizzly crime spree before being

captured by The Batman. He is

extremely dangerous. Repeat....

 

11 WIDER

11

 

Bruce Wayne ENTERS, his Armani suit the only thing fresh

about him, followed by a sudden stream of EXECUTIVES,

SECRETARIES, ASSISTANTS and GOTHAM SOCIETY MATRONS.

 

EXECUTIVE

The solar generator tests are back.

 

BRUCE

Uh... great, could you wait a

second...

 

ASSISTANT

The Mayor's office called again -

 

SOCIETY MATRON

Who are you asking to the circus -

 

SECRETARY

Five minutes to your inspection -

 

BRUCE

Stop!

 

Everybody freezes.

 

BRUCE

Okay, I want you all to just stand

here for fifteen seconds, okay?

Fifteen, everybody got it?

 

Folks nod.

 

BRUCE

Good. Nobody move, now.

 

And with that, Bruce turns and walks out.

 

BRUCE

(to himself)

I gotta give myself a raise...

 

12 INT. WAYNE ENTERPRISES - ELECTRONICS DIVISION - TWILIGHT

12

 

Endless work-spaces stretching into infinity.

 

Bruce, a Junior Exec ENTOURAGE trailing, tours an

assembly line where robotic arms weld laser tools.

 

FRED STICKLEY, a fuss-budget plant manager, leads.

 

STICKLEY

Your weekly inspections are a

departmental highlight.

 

BRUCE

Really?

(a warm smile)

You all need to get out more.

 

13 CRANE UP high over the factory floor, across acres of

13

assembly lines and work stations.

 

ANGLE DOWN on

 

14 INT. EDWARD NYGMA'S WORK STATION (CONTINUOUS)

14

 

A clutter of computer parts. Paperwork everywhere.

Rubik's cubes, games, dozens of puzzle books all boasting

the green suited caricature of "The Guesser".

 

15 MONITOR-CLOSE. A crossword puzzle.

 

Features reflect over the acrostic. The two images

resolve into one; the face itself is a puzzle.

 

16 REVERSE ANGLE

16

 

EDWARD NYGMA, awkward, brilliant and feverishly anxious

stares up at the screen, TALKING to himself.

 

EDWARD

We'll probably go to the house for

dinner. Yes. Yes. Maybe he'll throw

a little party in my honor.

 

Suddenly Edward BANGS his head against the desk-top.

Hard. A brief window on the inner Edward, all insecurity

and self loathing.

 

EDWARD

Idiot! Should have rented a tuxedo.

(suddenly calm)

Relax. I'm sure Wayne manor has

extra. After all, we're almost the

same size.

 

17 The opposing wall is a shrine to Bruce Wayne: newspaper

17

headlines, a GQ cover, magazine photos.

 

18 Approaching COMMOTION.

18

 

EDWARD

Oh my God. It's him.

 

19 INT. WAYNE ENTERPRISES - BREAK AREA

19

 

Workers greet the boss. Bruce is friendly, welcoming,

Edward appears on the edge of the group.

 

Stickley spots Edward. A cloud crosses his face.

 

STICKLEY

Well, Mr. Wayne, on to R&D?

 

Stickley rests his hand on Wayne's elbow. Begins to steer

him away. Not in time.

 

Edward steps forward. A man so uncomfortable, his very

skin seems to be a costume. He marches right up to Wayne,

takes his hand, fawning, the burning eyes of a sycophant.

 

BRUCE

Mr...?

 

EDWARD

Bruce Wayne. In the flesh.

 

BRUCE

(easy going)

Um...I'm pretty sure I'm Bruce

Wayne. And you are?

 

EDWARD

Nygma. Edward Nygma. You hired me.

Personally. Just like I tell

everyone.

(sotto voce)

Well, we've never actually met, but

your name was on the hire slip.

 

He still hasn't let go of Bruce's hand.

 

BRUCE

I'm gonna need that hand back, Ed.

 

EDWARD

What? Ah yes. Of course. I'm sorry.

It's just that...you're my idol.

(off Stickley)

And some people have been trying to

keep us apart.

 

BRUCE

Mr. Nygma, you'll forgive me for

being rude. But what exactly is on

your mind?

 

EDWARD

Precisely. What's on all our minds?

Brainwaves. The future of Wayne

Enterprises is Brainwaves!

 

It's hard to imagine anyone more awkward. The effect is

painful. Folks stare, mouths wide.

 

STICKLEY

(sotto voce)

I really do apologize, Mr. Wayne.

His project was terminated this

morning...

 

EDWARD

(ignoring Stickley)

Let me ask you something, Bruce.

What is man's greatest tool?

 

A few of the WOMEN SNICKER. For a second, Edward's face

twitches, a crack in the facade.

 

EDWARD

Man's greatest tool is...The mind.

 

20 Edward gestures to his cubicle. A rat's nest cluttered

20

with components of his Rube Goldberg-like invention.

 

21 EDWARD

21

Voila. While holographically

enhancing any TV picture, my

invention connects directly to the

viewer's brain, puts the audience

inside the show. Think of the

entertainment problems we can solve.

 

STICKLEY

I can think of a couple problems

that need solving right here.

 

A few more folks CHUCKLE. Edward looks around. Another

ripple of anxiety, another quick recovery.

 

EDWARD

Why be brutalized by an uncaring

world? My RES Box will give Joe Q

Public a realm where he is king.

(sultry)

Not that someone like you would need

it. Someone so intelligent. Witty.

Charming. But for the lonely, the...

 

STICKLEY

Paranoid? The psychotic?

 

EDWARD

(didn't miss it)

...The Box can change their lives.

(looking around)

Our stock coupons will spike.

 

Edward turns, actually CLAPS Stickley on the back.

 

EDWARD

Hell. Might even bring old Stickley

here a few extra bucks. Huh, Fred?

 

STICKLEY

Fred?

 

Bruce takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes in vague

disbelief, cleans the lenses.

EDWARD

Wayne Enterprises will spearhead an

entertainment revolution.

 

Edward removes his glasses, cleans them in exactly the

same manner as Bruce.

 

EDWARD

I just need a bit of additional

funding. For human trials. Let me

show you....

 

Bruce seems about to speak when suddenly -

 

22 THE BATSIGNAL

22

 

beams bright against the night clouds over Gotham City.

 

23 BRUCE

23

(time to move)

Maybe some other time..

 

EDWARD

I want you to know, we'll be full

partners in this, Bruce.

(waxing rhapsodic)

What talks we'll have, late into the

night. Now, I'm not used to business

travel, so go easy on me. As for

recognition, I'm sure after a time

I'll get used to it.

(a beat)

Look at us. Two of a kind.

 

Edward is suddenly aware of dozens of co-workers all

around him, SNICKERING and WHISPERING.

 

EDWARD

Bruce...?

 

Bruce's eyes dart again toward the Batsignal.

 

BRUCE

Call my secretary, she'll set

something up.

(turning)

Factory looks great, folks. Keep up

the good work.

 

EDWARD

(desperate)

Wait. You can't go.

 

BRUCE

We'll talk some other -

 

EDWARD

(sudden rage)

No. Don't leave me! My invention! I

need you!

 

Edward has grabbed Bruce's arm. The room goes dead quiet.

Bruce's eyes narrow. Then he dislodges gently.

 

BRUCE

I'm sorry, Edward. Just feels a bit

like mind manipulation. It raises

too many question marks.

 

Bruce heads off.

 

STICKLEY

Alright everyone, back to work.

(to Edward)

We'll discuss this later.

 

Edward stares after Bruce.

 

EDWARD

You were supposed to understand.

 

HOLD on this tiny man, all alone in the labyrinthine

work-place, eyes darkening now with growing obsession.

 

EDWARD

I'll make you understand.

 

24 INT. BRUCE WAYNE's PRIVATE OFFICE

24

 

Bruce ENTERS.

 

BRUCE

Lock.

 

25 THE DOOR - CLOSE. LOCKS. Bruce falls into a leather chair.

25

 

BRUCE

Capsule.

 

26 Suddenly the chair seat drops, fast, sliding into a

26

transport capsule.

 

27 INT. TRANSPORT TUNNEL

27

 

The capsule shoots through the underground tunnel, lights

WHIPPING past at near super-sonic speed.

 

28 INT. CAPSULE

28

 

Speed and time readouts appear on the windscreen beside

the craggy face of ALFRED PENNYWORTH.

 

BRUCE

Alfred...

 

29 ALFRED

29

I saw the signal, is. All is ready.

 

30 INT. BAT CAVE - COSTUME VAULT

30

 

Alfred watches the capsule arrive.

 

31 QUICK CUTS of glove, boot, and cape being donned.

31

 

32 INT. BATCAVE

32

 

FOLLOW Batman's feet as he steps up to the Batmobile.

 

ALFRED

I suppose I couldn't convince you to

take along a sandwich.

 

Batman jumps into the Batmobile.

 

BRUCE

(to Alfred)

I'll get drive-thru.

(to the car)

Go...

 

33 The car shoots a whitish-blue light from under it's

33

belly. Hub Caps and detailing glow as The Batmobile zooms

out of the cave.

 

34 INT. CAVE ACCESS TUBE

34

 

The car SHOOTS through a series of underground arches.

The car picks up speed, the blue-white fusion drive going

blue, then purple, then red. The single bat wing splits

into two as the car becomes a stealth bullet.

 

35 EXT. WAYNE ESTATE - NIGHT

35

 

The dark car WHIPS through a holograph of trees that

masks the entrance to the Batcave, SCREECHING onto...

 

36 EXT. FOREST ROADS - NIGHT

36

 

The car speeds towards Gotham.

 

37 ANGLE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW ON

37

 

The Batsignal, cutting the darkness.

 

PULL BACK TO REVEAL

 

38 INT. SECOND BANK OF GOTHAM - 22ND FLOOR - NIGHT

38

 

A worried THUG peers at the Batsignal out the skyscraper

window. Across a narrow abyss stands a skyscraper under

construction, all girders and scaffolding.

 

39 In f.g., a spinning silver dollar flips up into frame,

39

blocking out the Batsignal.

 

THUG 1

Bat should show any minute, Face.

 

A HAND catches the coin, flips it again.

 

40 WIDER

40

 

Witness the rakishly handsome profile of HARVEY TWO-FACE

DENT, the other side of his face hidden in shadow.

 

TWO-FACE

You. Sport. Any thoughts? Counting

on Batass to rescue you?

 

PULL BACK TO REVEAL

 

A SECURITY GUARD, laying on the floor, wrists and feet

bound, trembling with fear.

 

TWO-FACE

_We_ sure are.

 

GUARD

...You gonna kill me?

 

TWO-FACE

Might. Might not. Could say we're of

two minds on the subject.

 

GUARD

I got family. ...Please.

 

TWO-FACE

What say we flip for it?

 

Two-ace shoves the silver dollar under the Guard's nose.

One side shines in mint condition.

 

TWO-FACE

What could be fairer than the random

toss of an honest coin? Life...

 

The other side bears deep, disfiguring burns.

 

TWO-FACE

...or death.

 

GUARD

Please. I swear I won't say noth-

 

TWO-FACE

The coin _wants_ to decide.

 

41 Two-Face flips. The coin spins, gleaming, lands on the

41

floor only inches from the Guard's face.

 

42 Two-Face STOMPS the coin. Winks at the sweating Guard.

42

 

TWO-FACE

Exhilarating, isn't it? The

suspense? Sudden death or a new

lease on life? Really makes a man

live in the moment.

 

Two-Face removes his foot. Unblemished side up.

 

TWO-FACE

You're in luck. You get to live to

whimper another day.

 

The Guard SOBS with relief. Harvey's Thugs GRUMBLE.

 

Two-Face folds his jacket into a pillow, places it under

the Guard's head, now the nicest crook in the world.

 

TWO-FACE

That floor has got to be very hard.

Is that better?

 

GUARD

Uh, yeah. Thanks, Mr..uh...Face.

 

TWO-FACE

Just call us Harvey. Can we get you

a sandwich? A soft drink? Given all

the trouble we caused you, how about

we cut you in for a share of

tonight's haul?

 

THUG 2

Face! For cryin' out loud! You're

not gonna pay him--

 

Two-Face turns on Thug 2 with a vengeance, shooting out a

hand that pins the fellow's throat to the wall.

 

TWO-FACE

Did we ask your opinion? The coin

has rendered its verdict. This man

has a family to take care of. You

have a problem with that?

 

We now see for the first time the LEFT HALF OF HIS FACE:

hideously repulsive, an acid eaten mutilation of flesh.

 

THUG 2

Oh no, Face. Anything you say.

 

43 EXT. PAN-ASIA TOWN - STREET - NIGHT

43

 

Sweeping spots. Swat teams. Police wagons.

 

44 COMMISIONER GORDON, 50s, a man who's seen enough pain

44

for a lifetime, stands in his trademark trenchcoat,

lighting a cigarette.

 

Beside him stands a beautiful, professionally dressed

young woman. DR. CHASE MERIDIAN.

 

45 HIGH ABOVE

45

 

The Batmobile SCREECHES to a stop on a pedestrian bridge.

 

46 THE BATSIGNAL is suddenly obscured, flows for a moment

46

into the shape of Batman's cape as the Dark Knight leaps

47 down past the spotlight, lands face to face with Chase.

47

 

CHASE

Hot entrance.

 

Batman turns, all business as he speaks to Gordon.

 

BATMAN

Two-Face?

 

GORDON

Two guards dead. He's holding the

third hostage. Didn't see this one

coming.

 

CHASE

We should have, though.

 

The men turn to face her.

 

CHASE

_Two_ million dollars waiting to be

transferred from the _Second_ Bank of

Gotham on the _22nd_ How could Harvey?

_Two_-Face resist?

 

BATMAN

And you are?

 

GORDON

Batman, I'd like you to meet--

 

CHASE

(offering her hand)

Chase Meridian

 

GORDON

I asked Dr. Meridian to come to

Gotham to consult on this case. She

specializes...

 

BATMAN

...dual personalities. Abnormal

psychology. Washington's poster

child for the criminally insane. I

read your work.

 

CHASE

I'm flattered. Not every girl makes

a super-hero's night table. You

might have some interesting insights

into Two-Face.

 

BATMAN

Why's that?

 

CHASE

Let's just say I could write a hell

of a paper on a grown man who

dresses like a flying rodent.

 

BATMAN

Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.

 

CHASE

I didn't know that. See? You _are_

interesting. And call me Chase. By

the way, do you have a first name? Or

do I just call you bats?

 

GORDON

May I remind you two we have a

psychopathic murderer on the loose

here?

 

A titanic BOOM rocks the night.

 

48 SEARCHLIGHTS race up the skeletal skyscraper to REVEAL..

48

 

A giant CRANE and WRECKING BALL. The wrecking ball

SMASHES again into the bank building.

 

49 INT. BANK OF GOTHAM - NIGHT

49

 

The already crumbling wall behind Two Face EXPLODES. Two-

Face checks his watch, unfazed, as the giant wrecking

ball CRASHES into the room within inches of the villain.

 

TWO-FACE

Right on schedule.

 

Two-Face's men scramble to the hole, attach chains to...

 

50 EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

50

 

...an even thicker chain dangling 30 stories from the

roof of the construction site.

 

FOLLOW THE CHAIN UP as it yanks tight, revealing...

A BLACKHAWK HELICOPTER already atop the construction

site, perched on steel beams. REVVING its mighty rotors.

 

51 A giant winch aboard the Blackhawk starts to haul the

51

safe chain over pulleys up into a cargo hatch.

 

52 INT. - SECOND BANK OF GOTHAM. 22ND FLOOR, NIGHT

52

 

Thug 1 stares out the window.

 

THUG 1

The Bat's taking the bait! What now?

 

53 Harvey flips the coin.

53

 

54 FOLLOW THE COIN as Two-Face snatches it from mid-air,

54

slaps it on his wrist. Bad side up.

 

55 ANGLE ON - Two-Face's left side. Scarred, gloating evil.

55

 

TWO-FACE

At last, The Bat dies!

 

The chains suddenly yank the safe towards the hole in the

wall. Thug 2 gestures to the Guard on the floor.

 

THUG 2

What about him?

 

TWO-FACE

Kill him too.

 

Thug 2, grinning, draws a GUN from his waistband.

 

GUARD

Wait! You said you'd let me go!

 

TWO-FACE

Never heard of a double-cross?

 

56 A DING from the elevators.

56

 

The Thugs and Harvey all whirl, machine guns coming up,

open FIRE, armor piercing bullets punching holes in the

metal doors, shredding anyone inside.

 

THE GUARD lays bound on the floor. Suddenly a clamp-ended

bat-cable drops from above. With a tiny CLICK, the smart-

clamp hooks onto the Guard's wrist bindings.

 

57 ELEVATORS

57

 

HARVEY AND THUGS empty magazines. Re-load.

 

TWO-FACE

Come on in, the water's fine.

 

All stand watching as the now perforated elevator doors

slide, jerking, open to reveal...an empty elevator.

 

The skylight overhead EXPLODES and, in a rain of glass,

Batman drops to the floor on a Batrope.

 

58 THE GUARD is apparently attached to the Batrope's other

58

end because, as the Caped Crusader comes down, the Guard

shoots up, hoisted fast to the safe rooftop above.

 

59 FIRE DOORS

59

 

BLOW open. Two SWAT teams burst in, armed for bear.

 

SWAT LEADER

Police! Freeze!

 

TWO-FACE

Not the guest list we had in mind.

Boys, the party's over.

 

Two-Face drops a SMOKE GRENADE. Then he leaps directly

out the hole in the wall. His Thugs take off after him.

 

60 EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

60

 

The Thugs come leaping through the hole, using the now

rising safe as a springboard to close the windy gap, roll

to safety on the construction site next door. They

scatter, begin scaling various beams and girders.

 

61 INT. BANK

61

 

Swat Teams race through the smoke in close pursuit, come

up short at the edge of the urban precipice. The safe has

risen too high, now, to serve as a springboard, so the

cops drop, begin FIRING across the gap. Suddenly...

 

A DARK WING explodes out of the smoke behind them, flying

across the abyss.

 

62 INT. CONSTRUCTION SIGHT

62

 

A Thug fires at the figure hurling towards him. Batman

lands on the Thug's chest, smashing him to the floor.

 

Suddenly, from above, BULLETS CRACK off the girders

beside the Caped Crusader's head.

 

63 REVERSE ANGLE

63

 

TWO-FACE glides upward, riding the wrecking ball as it

overtakes the safe, shooting down at Batman.

 

64 BATMAN starts scaling the scaffolding after Two-Face.

64

He's climbing fast but Harvey has too great a lead.

 

65 BATMAN - POV. A motorized gantry is carrying one of the

65

Thugs up to the roof.

 

66 Batman FIRES a Batarang. The bat-shaped clamp bites into

66

the wooden base of the rising gantry.

 

He toggles the launcher into winch mode, is hoisted fast

towards the rising gantry above.

 

67 ON THE GANTRY

67

 

The riding Thug leans down, sees the rising shadow, grabs

the Batrope in both hands and flips over the gantry.

 

68 ON THE BATROPE

68

 

The Thug slides fast down to kicking range, draws back

his boot to dispatch Batman.

 

Batman hits a switch on his launcher, increasing the

winch speed, shooting him higher, faster. He grabs the

Thug's foot in his hand, shoves him up so his head CRACKS

against the bottom of the gantry. Batman swings the

unconscious Thug onto a hanging construction hook,

leaving him dangling in mid-air by his nose ring, hoists

himself up onto...

 

69 THE GANTRY

69

 

From the scaffolding above, a Thug drops to one end of

the gantry, nun-chucks spinning madly.

 

Behind Batman, another Thug drops INTO FRAME, drawing a

machine pistol.

 

Batman reaches forward, grabs the Thug's spinning nun-

chuck, stunning his face with the wooden sticks. In a

single move, Batman spins and lets the weapon fly into

the pistoled assailant, knocking him flat.

 

70 BATMAN - POV. Two-Face has reached the chopper.

70

 

71 INT. HELICOPTER - NIGHT

71

 

Two-Face climbs into the chopper's cargo bay.

 

TWO-FACE

(to the pilot)

Let's fly.

 

72 EXT. GANTRY - NIGHT

72

 

Batman sees the helicopter start to rise, pulling the

safe overhead along with it.

 

73 Batman jumps, drops through the abyss between the two

73

buildings, landing on...

 

74 A HIGH TENSION WIRE - CLOSE. The wire bends like a bow,

74

shooting Batman like an arrow straight into the air.

 

75 Batman grabs the rising chain, slides down it's links so

75

he is standing atop the safe.

 

76 He FIRES a Batarang into the bank wall, making an anchor,

76

attaches the Bat-cable to the hitch atop the safe.

 

77 INT. HELICOPTER - NIGHT

77

 

The chopper is straining against Batman's bank-embedded

tether. Two-Face looks down in fury.

 

TWO-FACE

The man is taking his job

_much too seriously_.

 

78 EXT. TOP OF SAFE - NIGHT

78

 

Batman palms a compartment on his utility belt and a

small delivery mechanism SNAPS a tiny acetylene torch

into his gloved hand.

 

A BLUE FLAME ignites. Batman starts to cut the chains.

 

79 EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT

79

 

Batman's torch slices the last link. Batman reaches up

and grabs the winch chain, is jerked suddenly upward with

the now un-tethered chopper as...

 

80 THE SAFE

80

 

now freed, swings like a pendulum on it's anchor line,

arcing straight for the hole in the bank wall from which

it was originally drawn.

 

81 INT. BANK BUILDING

81

 

The safe comes flying through the hole, sliding across the

floor and SLAMMING back into place before the bewildered

faces of the SWAT team.

 

82 INT. HELICOPTER - NIGHT

82

 

Two-Face stares out the side of the chopper.

 

TWO-FACE

That was our money.

 

Two-Face grabs the controls from the pilot.

 

TWO-FACE

He wants to play. Fine, let's play.

 

83 Two-Face pulls back on the throttle, the chopper shooting

83

straight up into the sky like a rocket.

 

84 EXT. GOTHAM SKY - NIGHT

84

 

Batman hangs from the chain, trailing the chopper, a wing

of shadowy quicksilver disappearing into the night.

 

85 EXT. ARKHAM SQUARE - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING

85

 

Gotham's Times Square. Tall. Narrow. The crawl of bumper-

to-bumper traffic. Glutted with neon signs and giant

animated billboards.

 

86 The helicopter ROARS into view. BATMAN hangs on for dear

86

life as the city rushes past.

 

87 A SERIES OF SHOTS as street folks look up in wonder.

87

 

88 SIGN - CLOSE. For Ginsu Knives. A couple of giant hands

88

make fast work of a steak on a smoking barbecue.

 

The chopper swings Batman _through_ the ad, falling blades

just missing him, dragging him through the thick smoke.

 

The chopper swings across the square, heading for...

 

89 ANOTHER SIGN - CLOSE. This time a tremendous set of

89

clacking teeth turn yellow to white each time the cap

lifts off of a giant tube of toothpaste.

 

90 The chopper barrels straight for the opening mouth.

90

 

At the last moment the chopper banks, whipping the

dangling Batman inside the mouth.

 

91 The mouth closes on the Caped Crusader.

91

 

92 The chopper pulls away, the chain pulling like floss

92

through the closed teeth.

 

93 INT. MOUTH

93

 

Batman, still clutching the chain, is flying towards the

barricade of closed teeth.

 

94 EXT. ARKHAM SQUARE - MOUTH SIGN

94

 

Batman SMASHES through the two front teeth.

 

95 BATMAN - CLOSE. His face suddenly bathed in an ever

95

brightening yellow glow.

 

96 INT. CHOPPER

96

 

TWO-FACE'S POV - THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD

 

Dead ahead, another sign. This one is essentially a giant

neon sun, the Wayne Tech logo burning bright yellows and

reds over the message Solar: The Power of the Future.

 

97 Harvey GUNS the chopper's engines.

97

 

PILOT

Face!!!

 

98 EXT. GOTHAM SKY

98

 

The chopper BLOWS straight through the nova, neon

EXPLODING like stars in all directions.

 

99 INT. HELICOPTER

99

 

As the Pilot, in the b.g. regains control of the chopper,

Harvey walks to the hold, looks down through the hatch at

the dangling chain below. No Batman.

 

TWO-FACE

Ah, to finally be rid of that pointy

eared, steroid eating, rubber

suited, cross dressing, night rat...

 

100 THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD

100

 

a familiar blue cape falls down over the plexi-glass.

 

PILOT

Uh...boss....

 

Harvey spins, draws his machine pistol.

 

PILOT

No!

 

Too late. Harvey SPRAYS wildly, blowing holes in the

windshield and Pilot as well.

 

101 EXT. HELICOPTER

101

 

The cape slips off the windscreen

 

102 INT. HELICOPTER

102

 

The chopper dives. Two-Face staggers towards the pilot's

chair. He rests free the corpse, regains control.

 

A FIST SMASHES through the side window into Harvey's jaw.

 

BATMAN

Harvey, you need help. Give it up.

 

103 EXT. HELICOPTER

103

 

Batman stands on one of the struts, begins trying to

climb into the open side of the speeding bird.

 

TWO-FACE

Words of wisdom from our ex-friend?

 

Harvey SLAMS Batman's face with his foot. He goes down.

 

TWO-FACE

Mano a Mano a Bato.

 

Batman pulls himself back up. Grabs Harvey's foot. Flips

him to the floor. Drags him half way out of the bird.

 

BATMAN

Surrender.

 

TWO-FACE

Ever been to Arkham, Batman? You'd

feel right at home. You took a year

of my life. So I'm here to pay you

back. There's only one way out of

this waltz. One of us dies.

 

BATMAN

I won't kill you, Harvey.

 

Batman gets Harvey by the throat.

 

TWO-FACE

Batman doesn't kill? Bullshit.

(epiphinous)

You're a killer too.

 

Somehow Harvey's words seem to shake Batman a beat. It's

all the distraction Harvey needs. He SMASHES Batman

across the face.

 

Batman slips, falls out of sight.

 

104 WINDSHIELD - CLOSE. Lady Gotham is coming up fast.

104

 

105 EXT. HELICOPTER

105

 

Batman hangs by one hand from the support strut, the bird

hurling towards the giant statue.

 

106 INT. HELICOPTER

106

 

Harvey locks "The Club" onto the controls, fixing the

chopper on it's deadly course.

 

107 Batman hoists himself into the chopper through the open

107

side in time to see Harvey standing over the cargo hatch.

 

TWO-FACE

Goodbye old pal.

 

With that Harvey leaps through the cargo hatch.

 

108 Batman stares frozen in disbelief as Two-Face plummets to

108

the dark water below.

 

109 Then a sudden flurry of expanding color caught in Lady

109

Gotham's lighthouse beam, and a parachute opens over Two-

Face, unfolding into a giant Yin-Yang.

 

110 BATMAN - POV - The windshield SHATTERS into the statue.

110

 

111 EXT. HELICOPTER - LADY GOTHAM - NIGHT

111

 

The helicopter EXPLODES into the left side of Lady

Gotham's face. A tremendous fireball splits the night.

 

112 EXT. GOTHAM SKY - NIGHT

112

 

Batman is falling. Still. Eyes closed. Maybe dead.

 

FLASHES OF

 

113 (OVER) A SCREAM. Two SHOTS. A pair of roses hit pavement.

113

 

114 A BOY runs through a storm, a book clutched in his hands.

114

 

115 A FALL down a narrow stone chute, into a cave.

115

 

116 A BAT, huge, evil, SCREECHING.

116

 

TWO-FACE'S WORDS (OVER) - "YOU'RE A KILLER TOO."

 

117 BATMAN FALLING - CLOSE

117

 

Batman plummets towards the water. His eyes open.

 

118 EXT. GOTHAM HARBOR (CONTINUOUS)

118

 

Batman SPLASHES into the harbor. Dark. Still.

 

Then, a familiar cowl breaks the surface, GASPING for

breath. Batman stares up at the sky.

 

119 PAN UP

119

 

Lady Gotham's one beautiful face now burns the night.

 

120 INT. WAYNE ENTERPRISES - NIGHT

120

 

Dark, save the light from a single cubicle.

 

121 INT. EDWARD'S WORK STATION - NIGHT

121

 

Edward sits hunched over his desk, working on his

invention. Sweat beads his brow, lips MUMBLING furiously.

 

EDWARD

(obsessive repetition)

Too many questions. Too many

questions.

 

Edward glances up at the picture of Bruce Wayne.

 

EDWARD

I'll show you it works.

 

STICKLEY (O.S.)

What the hell is going on here?

 

Stickley stands before Edward's cubicle. Not happy.

 

STICKLEY

Your project is terminated. I'm

calling security.

 

Stickley turns to go. Mistake. Edward CRACKS Stickley on

the head with a coffee pot. Down he goes.

 

EDWARD

Caffine'll kill you.

 

122 INT. EDWARD'S CUBICLE - MINUTES LATER

122

 

Stickley awakens to find himself strapped in a swivel

chair. Edward is placing an elaborate computerized

headband over Stickley's head. (OVER) a small TV hooked

into Edward's contraption runs a fishing show.

 

EDWARD

This won't hurt a bit.

(musing)

At least I don't think it will.

 

Edward reaches for a small transceiver fused to the TV.

 

STICKLEY

Goddamnit, you press that button

and-

 

123 Too late. A green beam explodes from the TV screen,

123

engulfing Stickley.

 

124 IN THE BEAM - a small holographic representation of the

124

fisherman reeling in a prize bass.

 

125 STICKLEY - POV - As far as Fred is concerned he's on the

125

shore, the fisherman's catch flapping in his face.

 

126 The TV signals begin to waver and tremble.

126

 

EDWARD

Loosing resolution. More power.

 

He increases the power toggle. BACKFIRE. A sudden white

light shoots back into the TV and up, surrounding Ed.

 

STICKLEY - CLOSE. His eyes dull, glaze over.

 

EDWARD - CLOSE. The effect on him seems to be quite the

opposite. Invigorating, sexual.

 

THE BEAM-FLARES. A tiny nova. Overload. Both men SCREAM.

All light vanishes.

 

EDWARD - CLOSE. His face buried in his hands.

 

Edward peers up from his hands.

 

Look into his eyes. One thing is sure. Edward Nygma has

gone power mad, totally insane.

 

EDWARD

(game show host)

Fred Stickley. Come on down. You're

the next contestant on I Want Your

Brain.

(Wayne-like)

Nygma your machine has unexpected

side effects. A feed back loop has

caused your brain to absorb

Stickley's neural energy.

(hyper)

Stickley, I've had a break-

through! And a breakdown? Maybe.

Nevertheless. I'm smarter. Hell, I'm

a genius. More than a genius.

Several geniuses. Genae. Genie.

 

Ed rises, BABBLES a dazed Fred's lips with his finger.

 

EDWARD

(short order cook)

Yo. Charlie. Gimmie an order of

brain deep-fry. Extra well done.

Hold the neurons.

(a scientist)

Patient exhibits symptoms of psycho

neural overload. Notation: obviously

higher settings can be dangerous to

the subject.

(pacing)

Riddle me this, Fred. What is

everything to someone and nothing to

everyone else? Your mind of course.

And now mine pumps with the power of

yours.

(urban)

New from Brain-bok. Da pump. Think

faster. Reason higher. Out-cog-nate

every homey on the court of life. Da

pump. Yeah.

(Shakespearian)

Ho! Mark. I sense an odd penchant

for the anagramatic. The acrostic.

The crypto-graphic. What doth this

bode? Answer me Marcutio, you little

runt.

(gourmet)

Fred, I must confess you were a

wonderful appetizer. Simply divine.

But now I yearn for a meal of

substance. The main course. A wide

and varied palette. Ah, to taste the

mind of a hero. A nobleman. A poet.

(Groucho)

A chick in a short skirt wouldn't be

so bad either.

 

STICKLEY

...Fired...your fired...your fired.

You understand?! Fired!!

 

EDWARD

I don't think so.

 

Edward savagely sends Stickley careening across the slick

floor still strapped to the swivel chair.

 

127 Stickley heads straight for the huge round window.

127

 

128 Edward seems like he has regrets as he dashes after

128

Stickley. The chair...

 

129 SMASHES THROUGH THE ROUND WINDOW

129

 

It teeters on the edge of the building, dam and RUSHING

water below. Stickley is being held on the precipice by

the long wire attached to his headband. It is really only

this that Edward came to save.

 

130 EDWARD

130

Fred. Babe. _You_ are fired. Or should

I say Terminated!

 

He yanks the invention from Stickley's head and he

crashes below to certain death. Ed races back to...

 

131 EDWARD'S CUBICLE

131

 

EDWARD

Question marks, Mr. Wayne?

 

He stands staring at the picture of Bruce Wayne.

 

EDWARD

My work raises too many question

marks?

 

In a frenzy, Edward begins tearing up the magazines lying

on his desk, ripping out individual words, pasting them

quickly onto a blank piece of paper.

 

EDWARD

Two years. 3.5762 percent of my

estimated lifespan toiling for your

greater glory and profit.

 

He SMASHES the framed GQ cover of Bruce on the floor.

 

EDWARD

Well, let me ask you some questions,

Mr. Smarter Than Thou. Why are you

so debonair? Successful? Richer than

God? Why should you have it all and

not me? Yes, you're right, there are

too many questions, Bruce Wayne.

 

Edward STOMPS on the picture, pulverizing the glass.

 

EDWARD

Like why hasn't anybody put you in

your place? And it's time you came

up with some answers. Starting right

now!

 

A SERIES OF IMAGES-

 

132 (OVER) A SCREAM. SHOTS. Roses fall to the pavement.

132

 

133 A YOUNG BOY stands staring into a parlor where two

133

coffins rest. Thomas and Martha Wayne. Dead leaves whip

through the hallway.

 

134 SMALL HANDS touch a leather bound book. Suddenly the

134

pages are splattered with blood. Wind blows out two

flickering candles.

 

135 THE BOY runs through a dark, stormy night, the book

135

clutched in his hands. He slips. A sinkhole.

 

136 A FALL down a narrow chute. The boy lands in a dark cave.

136

 

137 A GIANT MONARCH BAT, fangs bared, SCREECHES towards us.

137

 

TWO-FACE (V.O.)

You're a killer too.

 

138 INT. WAYNE MANOR - BRUCE'S BEDROOM - MORNING

138

 

In his bed, Bruce wakes, trying to blink away the images.

Alfred draws the curtains, welcoming rich autumn sun.

 

ALFRED

The dreams again, sir?

 

BRUCE

I think they're getting worse.

 

ALFRED

It's a wonder you sleep at all.

 

As Bruce sits up, Alfred notices a fresh set of bruises.

 

ALFRED

What a marvelous shade of purple.

 

Bruce shoots him a look.

 

ALFRED

Really, sir, if you insist on trying

to get yourself killed each night.

 

Alfred picks up Bruce's carelessly-tossed Batsuit from

the floor. Ripped, dented, punctured.

 

ALFRED

...Would it be a terrible imposition

to ask you to take better care of

your equipment?

 

BRUCE

Then you'd have nothing to complain

about.

 

ALFRED

Hardly a worry, sir.

 

Alfred brings a robe, holds it out for Bruce.

 

ALFRED

Commissioner Gordon phoned. There's

been an accident at Wayne

Enterprises.

 

139 INT. - WAYNE ENTERPRISES - MORNING

139

 

As the window is replaced in b.g., Edward Nygma stands

SOBBING before the head of personnel. With augmented

brain power apparently comes augmented acting talent.

 

EDWARD

(inconsolable)

Why? Oh, why? I can't believe it.

Two years. Working in the same

office. Shoulder to shoulder, cheek

to cheek, ---we're talking face, by

the way---and then this.

(handing her a note)

I found this in my cubicle. You'll

find the handwriting matches his

exactly as does sentence structure

and spelling.

 

(suddenly sobbing again)

I couldn't possibly continue on

here. The memories. I'll just get my

things.

 

140 ANOTHER ANGLE

140

 

Edward slips out a side door, quickly avoiding Bruce and

Gordon as they walk towards Bruce's office.

 

GORDON

We've questioned everyone who worked

on the floor. Computer records show

no one going in or out after

Stickley.

 

BRUCE

Computer records can be forged.

I'll have my people pull up --

 

A cop hands Gordon the forged note.

 

GORDON

Suicide. With all due respect, leave

the police work to us. We'll be in

touch.

 

As the Commissioner exits, Bruce heads into his office,

followed by his secretary, MARGARET.

 

141 INT. BRUCE'S OFFICE (CONTINUOUS)

141

 

MARGARET

The society matrons of Gotham have

called a record thirty-two times.

Not to mention the press. I think

that if they don't know soon who you

plan to take to the charity circus,

the world will most surely come to

an end.

 

Bruce notices an envelope on his desk.

 

BRUCE

What's this?

 

MARGARET

I don't know. I didn't see anyone...

 

BRUCE

No postmark. No stamp.

 

Bruce opens the envelope.

 

142 LETTER - CLOSE. A photo of Bruce. Below: letters cut from

142

newspapers and magazines read:

 

(RIDDLE#1) (to be written)

signed -The Riddler

 

143 Bruce raises an eyebrow.

143

 

BRUCE

The Riddler? Why can't anyone in

this town have a normal name?

 

Phone RINGS. Bruce hits a switch and a desk video-phone

lights into life. Alfred.

 

ALFRED

Channel 12, sir.

 

Bruce presses a button and Alfred's image shrinks to a

small box in the corner, superimposed atop a TV picture.

 

144 ON SCREEN -

144

 

A talk show in progress. A radiant black host: VONDELLE

MILLIONS talks to a panel of experts.

 

VONDELLE

--joined us, we're talking about the

mutilation of Lady Gotham, caused

late last night by Batman-

 

145 BRUCE

145

_Excuse_ me?!

 

VONDELLE

-- will take up to nine months to

repair. Today's topic: Batman-crime-

fighter or criminal?

 

BATMAN

How 'bout Two-Face? Anyone here

heard of him?

 

The shot WIDENS to reveal the panel.

 

146 ON SCREEN - Our first expert: DR. JANISLAUS ROYCE.

146

 

ROYCE

Batman is a major cause of crime in

Gotham. So-called super-villains

seek him out hoping to prove

themselves in violent conflict.

Batman does not deter crime, he

invites it.

 

VONDELLE

I'm sure our audience objects to

your gender bias. Batperson.

 

The second expert PIPES in, DR. DAVID AIMS.

 

AIMS

What is the Dark Knight's credo?

Batman does not kill? What of those

slain during his fight with Jack

Napier aka Joker? Or in his

Christmas conflict with the orphan

Cobblepot? Batman belongs behind

bars, not his morally disadvantaged

victims.

 

CHASE (O.S.)

 

Bull (bleep)!

 

147 WIDER

147

 

Chase sits at the end of the panel.

 

VONDELLE

What did you say?

 

CHASE

Which part of the word didn't you

understand?

 

148 Watching, Bruce sits a little straighter, more hopeful.

148

 

BRUCE

I could like this woman.

 

149 CHASE

149

Batman is a _reaction_ to the crime in

this city, not a creator of it!

Without him many more would be dead.

Batman is a true hero...

 

VONDELLE

Hey, Doc, got the hots for Batman?

 

HOOTS and HOLLERS from the audience.

 

CHASE - CLOSE. Busted.

 

150 On screen, a graphic: BATMAN: CRIMEFIGHTER OR CRIMINAL?

150

 

VONDELLE

What do you think? Call us at...

 

A HAND reaches up and SNAPS off the TV. The screen goes

black to reveal a reflection in the glass: Two-Face.

 

PULL BACK TO REVEAL

 

INT. TWO-FACE'S HIDEOUT - DAY

 

Two-Face turns away, disgusted.

 

TWO-FACE

Batman, Batman, Batman. God, we want

that man's blood on our hands.

 

151 WIDER

151

 

LEATHER sits to one side of Harvey. Ruby lipstick, tight

leather outfit, a choker o spikes, razor blade earrings,

stroking a muzzled black doberman.

 

LEATHER

Oh you are most obscene, my

frightful grotesque.

 

Another set of arms entwine Two-Face.

 

LACE, a submissive blonde in Victoria's Secret's lacy

best nuzzles his good side, pets a white kitten.

 

LACE

Don't listen to her. You're every

girl's dream.

 

LEATHER

Waste Dorothy and Toto here, you and

me can get down to business.

 

Harvey SLAPS Leather, hard.

 

LEATHER

Harder, baby. Hit me again.

 

TWO-FACE

No.

LEATHER

(hotter still)

Sadist.

 

He turns now to Lace, caresses her face gently.

 

WIDEN TO REVEAL

 

Two-Face's hideaway, divided straight down the middle.

Lace's half is all light and order. Leather's domain

looks like an S&M club.

 

TWO-FACE

Too many bats to fry to think about

fun. We wanna take him apart limb by

hyper-extended limb. Feel his bones

crunch in our hands. Beat him until

he's as black and blue as that

ridiculous rubber suit.

 

Without thinking, Harvey steps over the Laceland. His

demeanor instantly changes, now more reasoned and calm.

 

TWO-FACE

On the other hand, perhaps something

slow, a delicious incursion of

despair, a campaign to shatter his

psyche and bring him crumbling to

his knees.

 

He wanders back across to Leatherland.

 

TWO-FACE

Hell. Why wait? Rupture his organs.

Shatter his spine. Still have time

for a late dinner.

 

Back in Laceland.

 

TWO-FACE

But simple murder? It's just too

damn simple. Besides, it's been

done. No. We need a plan.

 

Back to Leatherland.

 

TWO-FACE

Yes. Something senseless, brutal,

savage, violent.

 

Back to Laceland, stopping to add...

TWO-FACE

Yet witty.

 

152 EXT. WAYNE MANOR - NIGHT

152

 

Edward peddles a bicycle down a service road towards

Wayne Manor, an envelope jutting from his shirt pocket.

 

153 INT. BATCAVE - NIGHT

153

 

Alfred stands over a cage of bats. A hand-held scanner

producing distance readings.

 

Bruce sits before his Master Console.

 

BRUCE

How's the sonar coming, Alfred?

 

ALFRED

A few hitches sir, but I'm confident

we'll have a prototype in no time.

 

BRUCE

It'll never work.

 

ALFRED

I believe you said the same thing

about the Batmobile.

 

(OVER) a doorbell RINGS. Alfred disappears upstairs.

 

154 BRUCE - OVER THE SHOULDER

154

 

Bruce works a keyboard, manipulating the images on

various screens.

 

155 SCREEN ONE - Replays the CNN story on Two-Face

155

 

156 SCREEN TWO - Replays the Vondelle Williams show.

156

 

157 SCREEN THREE - Runs news footage of Chase.

157

 

158 As Alfred returns, Bruce splits the Chase screen, a list

158

of psychiatric texts scrolling beside her portrait.

 

ALFRED

Scholarly research?

 

BRUCE

She has an excellent mind.

 

ALFRED

If I misinterpreted your interest in

the lady, I humbly apologize--

 

BRUCE

I wonder if she'd go out with me.

 

ALFRED

Apology hastily retracted.

 

Bruce freezes the image of Vondelle Williams over the

familiar graphic: Batman: Crimefighter or Criminal?

 

BRUCE

They don't understand. They think I

became Batman to fight crime.

 

Bruce leans back, closes his eyes, his past never far.

 

BRUCE

Do you remember the night I fell

into that cave and the bat chased

me?

 

ALFRED

Your parents' wake. Rain fell like

tears.

 

BRUCE

...The night Batman was born.

(a beat)

What was I doing in the fields that

night, Alfred? What sent me running

out into that storm? I keep dreaming

about it but I just can't remember.

 

ALFRED

I don't know, sir. Your dear

parents. Suddenly gone. So much

loss...

 

BRUCE

I remember the bat, though. His

scream. Those eyes. i was sure the

fear would kill me.

(a beat)

In time I came to believe that if I

became a monster, that if I was

feared, I wouldn't be scared

anymore. I was wrong.

(off the screen)

They think I became Batman to fight

crime. I became Batman to fight the

fear. And instead I became the fear.

 

Alfred hands him an envelope.

 

ALFRED

Perhaps it's time you paid a bit

more attention to Bruce Wayne. There

was no one at the door, just this.

 

Within, (RIDDLE #2). His expression darkens.

 

159 EXT. UGLY TENEMENT - BAD NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

159

 

(OVER) SOUNDS OF POUNDING

 

160 INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE EDWARD'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

160

 

The source of the POUNDING -- MRS. LUCERTOLA, Ed's

middle-aged, no-bullshit landlady.

 

MRS. LUCERTOLA

Ya wanna cough up your rent, or do I

post an eviction notice?

 

Locks TURN. The door opens a crack. Edward peeks out.

 

EDWARD

Mrs. Lucertola. What a surprise.

Come in. I was just sitting down to

write the check.

 

161 INT. EDWARD'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

161

 

Mrs. Lucertola barges inside -- then stops, aghast.

 

HER POV-

 

Five people might live here. Sports magazines. Stock

market tickers. Half completed paintings and sculptures.

Blueprints. In the corner an old circus booth containing

a manikin of the green-clad, can wielding Guesser.

 

MRS. LUCERTOLA

What is it exactly that you do, Mr.

Nygma?

 

EDWARD

My dear Ms. Lucertola. Italian,

isn't it? For lizard. How fitting. I

think the question better asked:

what is it that I don't do?

 

Ed guides Mrs. Lucertola to a sofa before the TV.

 

EDWARD

Most recently I have devised a way

to change the destiny of mankind and

the world as we know it, all in my

favor of course.

 

MRS. LUCERTOLA

The rent Nygma!!!

 

EDWARD

Might I persuade you to take a seat

on this couch? To indulge me in a

little experiment?

 

He shoves her down.

 

MRS. LUCERTOLA

Hey, I got no time for-

 

Edward clamps a new, streamlined headband on her head.

 

EDWARD

Showtime.

 

He clicks on the TV. An evening soap.

 

MRS. LUCERTOLA

My favorite story.

 

Atop the TV rests a small box. The next generation of his

Remote Encephalographic Stimulator.

 

EDWARD

Yes. TV. Balm to the minds of the

masses. The great deadener. If only

it were more lively. But wait. I can

help.

 

He hits a switch on the Box and the familiar beam engulfs

his landlady, the holographic image of the screen's

kissing couple now hovering in mid-air before her.

 

MRS. LUCERTOLA

Oh my lord.

 

EDWARD

Not quite. But I'm getting there.

 

162 MRS. LUCERTOLA - POV - She might as well be sitting on the

162

foot of the bed as the two lovers' embrace heats up.

 

Edward waves his hand in front of her eyes. Nothing. The

same dazed expression that Stickley wore.

 

EDWARD

Now this is much better. No pain.

Just a little holographic TV to keep

your mind off the fact...

 

Edward PLANTS an ELECTRODE on his forehead.

 

EDWARD

...That I'm taking your mind.

(professional)

Not your thoughts, mind you. Just

your neural energy, simply sucking

some IQ points as it were.

 

A GREEN-BLUE aura forms around Edward's head.

 

EDWARD

(announcer)

His intelligence jumps. Ms. Lizard

don't know it. The crowd goes wild.

(CEO)

Boys, I want one of these babies in

every hom

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